Lunch Date

I had a lunch date with this girl yesterday. I haven't seen in her a couple weeks, and I could not help but to say, "man, you gained some weight!" I don't think I hurt her feelings though because then we went on to the new subject matter of pooping. Apparently, she has pretty good bowel movements, and she's got the leg muscle to prove it. There were some emotional tears over spilt milk, but I think she got over it quickly after bouncing her around.

She's my little second cousin, who I think of as 'Izzy'. Although I am not very fond of children, I made my decision to like her the first time I held her and she farted in my arms. I thought to myself, "as long as you don't scream your head off, farting is cool with me." And she was cool with me...... which I thought was interesting since kids like me just as much as I like them.

Some say that I am developing some sort of maternal instinct now. Well, gee, I'm not a freakin' machine. Still doesn't mean that I am ready yet though. In the meantime, I'll just hang with Izzy.