Cloned

I received a bill the other day from Cedar's Sinai Medical Center. I thought, "hmm, this is weird." The last time I was at that hospital, was years ago. I don't live in L.A., and I'm sure I was here on the date in question. In fact, I have plenty of witnesses to prove that. So, what the heck is this all about? Apparently, some person named, "Nancy Cho," went to Cedar's Sinai and the bill came to me. At first, I was angry that they were billing me twice for something that happened years ago. Then, I looked at my records and found that this wasn't the same incident. The doctor's don't even match up. Nothing matches up except for my name and address. (FYI, there are a million Nancy Cho's around. A very fobbie name.) Either the billing department made a mistake, or someone posed as me. I just got off the phone with the hospital and they told me that they opened up an investigation. An investigation? I don't care about your stupid investigation. Get this straight, I am not responsible for this so leave me out of it! The hospital guy told me that this happens all the time, and that I can check in later to see the status. WTF? Why do I have to check in? I am not responsible, asshole. Aw fuck. It seems to me, that I have been clo(w)ned.