three corona's

I'm a cheap date. I just had three Corona's with pizza tonight and I can honestly say that I'm drunk. Not pissed drunk, but pretty good drunk. So, I came up just now and opened my email. Here is what I found. I just laughed my fucking ass off for like 20 minutes straight. I hope you can enjoy the same after three Corona's. Doubt it.... 'cause I'm a cheap date.